So I went to the Clinkard-Meon Valley Hunt Ball last night and it wasn't half bad. A few nice young Eton boys were there (one posh boy even had a tattoo and ear stretcher!) and the food was absolutely to die for! I had three dinners (curry, pie and various cold meats) and three desserts too (profiteroles, white chocolate ginger cheesecake and chocolate gateau)! The only downside was that everyone else was in beautiful gowns and suits with tails (including my Granddad), but then there was me in a short dress I bought in Peacocks; I'm pretty sure I looked like I was my Granddad's hooker, not his granddaughter. The food was served by butlers and everything! It was all so posh! Here is what happened when I got one of my numerous dinners:
Butler Guy: Any beef for you Miss?
Me: No, thank you.
Butler: Very good, milady.
", seriously, I felt like I was in Jeeves and Wooster or something! All of the men were calling me 'Madam' or 'Miss' and aopeitjhoinad. Eton boys are hot; I want one!
Moving on before I start drooling over the keyboard, I've been having ideas for oneshots. The problem; they are original, not fanfiction. I'm currently in the process of writing my own original chapter fic ([link]
but I was wondering if any of you would read original oneshots (unrelated to my chapter fic) if I wrote them? Please let me know what you think!
Finally, my dA page is nearing 13,000 hits, so I thought that this would be the ideal time to tell you guys something: I LOVE YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN'T EVEN
I hope you have a pleasant weekend (what is left of it).