Lol. I know right? What the hell does it matter, anyway? Oh my god! Russia beat us at hockey! We're just gonna go kill ourselves in a hilariously ironic way now. Ice bath leading to hypothermia, anyone?
Insanity's good but not the annoyed kind. That just makes you want to punch someone. And you have to admit, its kind of cool being two hours away. The last exciting thing that happened in my hometown was a serial arsonist. That wasn't fun. He burnt down a house on a street that was literally fifteen or twenty yards from ours. Oh, and we had a tornado warning a few years ago the day before graduation. That was pretty freaky too. I grabbed my cousin and sat both of us down in my bathtub with our dogs. We NEVER have stuff like that happen here.
Never. We only ever flood here. We got a pretty bad one this year, actually. It killed an eighteen year old and her baby. I threw my phone at the wall when I found out. Then I sat on my bathroom floor and cried for half an hour before school. They found the baby at about 3 AM. They found the mother at 12 PM. She was an alumni from our cross-town rival school. I didn't know her but it was really upsetting. She'd graduated in 2011.