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I know that no matter how I start this, it will be as awkward as fuck, so I'll just start with my age. I am seventeen, and I live in England, in the arse-end of nowhere where the most excitement we get is a new piece of graffiti at the village bus stop. Yeah. Affectionately, I call my watchers my Whores - not a reflection on them, but rather of my username.

Music is my life; rock, emo, punk and metal mainly. My all time favorite band is My Chemical Romance, tying with Panic! At The Disco. I'm also into: Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia, danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil and SLOTHS.

The bands I have seen live are; Funeral For a Friend, Lower Than Atlantis, Kids in Glass Houses, All Time Low, All-American Rejects, The Blackout, Blink-182, We Are The Ocean, Pure Love, Lostprophets, Fearless Vampire Killers, Tonight Alive, Chiodos, Green Day, Kaiser Chiefs, Fall Out Boy and Black Veil Brides. So far, I think that Green Day were the best.

So yeah; I'm some seventeen-year-old Brit kid in the middle of nowhere who is best friends with a hamster. Nice to meet you!

Real Life Friend:
:iconblissfull-emo: Emma


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Hello, friends!

As this academic year pulls to a close (college breaks up next Wednesday), I'm starting to have to come to terms with one simple, horrifying fact; I'm not a kid anymore. Or rather, I soon won't be. This time next year I'll be getting ready to move out and head to university (assuming that I somehow manage to get into one). I'm supposed to apply for three universities, these are my three so far, in order of preference; Winchester, Portsmouth, Chichester. At Winchester they do a three-year-course called 'Professional and Creative Writing' and every module on it appeals to me, from poetry to writing graphic novels to scifi writing. The other two universities do courses called 'English and Creative Writing', which is pretty similar but less inclusive of all the cool modules that the other possesses. Universities, generally speaking, let you in based on UCAS points. An A-level grade A* is worth 140 points, A is worth 120, B 100, C 80, D 60, and E 40. For Winchester I'd need 300-340 points, for Portsmouth 240-300, and for Chichester 280-300. I already have some points from an AS I did whilst still at high school. All the courses require English at at least a B grade. Also, because of my personal circumstances, it's almost guaranteed that the universities will give me knock-off offers. I'm kind of torn between which one I really want to go to though. Winchester has my dream course (and is about half an hour from home), Portsmouth has the best student accommodation and night life, but then I think that Chichester is the nicest city out of the three. I know this probably doesn't interest you guys, but by writing it out it's helping me get my head around it all.

I'm trying to work on how I manage my time, both on this site and in real life. What I'm thinking, is that I'll dedicate Mondays and Fridays to being on dA. In terms of comments, I promise that I'll reply to all comments posted on journals, on my profile page, all notes and as many as I can on my work without spending hours on end online. However, I promise that I will still read every comment. 

So, who's excited for summer? I am. I plan to spend it reading and writing. I'm currently reading a book by Stewart Ferris called How to be a Writer. Basically, it's a guidebook on how to write something worthy of publishing, which is my ultimate goal and, hopefully, what I hope to achieve (or at least attempt) over the summer break. Other things that I shall get up to include; going on holiday to Dorset the weekend after next, going to my dad's at some point to see my four siblings, making a first draft of my A-level English coursework (a satirical piece), doing research on the Cold War for my History coursework, and going up to my uncle's for a weekend of 'booze and barbecues'. Are guys going away anywhere nice?

Corporaterockwhore's Top Three Summer Songs:

  1. Wet Hot American Summer by Cobra Starship 

   2. Summertime by My Chemical Romance

3. The Rock Show by Blink-182

  • Mood: Sunny Mood
  • Listening to: Hard Out Here by Lilly Allen
  • Reading: One Summer America 1927 by Bill Bryson


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TheInsaneWarrior Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Remember me? >:D Now I going you and you are not going out of my sight. Im watching you. Just kidding I just found your account again and wanted to say how talented of a writer you are. 

But in all seriousness I am watching you >:D
Super-CarRadio Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
you have a very nice account here!
CorporateRockWhore Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aw, thank you very much! :)
Super-CarRadio Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! You're poems really speak to me. <3
TheBakerandWriter Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
I just want to say I am so very glad I found you. Your poetry is so very amazing and I really love how deep they are and the meanings and all. You are an amazing poet. :)
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