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IF YOU GOT THE NIRVANA REFERENCE IN MY NAME THEN I ALREADY LOVE YOU.




I know that no matter how I start this, it will be as awkward as fuck, so I'll just start with my age. I am eighteen, and I live in England, in the arse-end of nowhere where the most excitement we get is a new piece of graffiti at the village bus stop. I live with my grandparents, my aunt, and a Roborovski dwarf hamster called Punk.

Music is my life; rock, emo, punk and metal mainly. My all time favorite band is My Chemical Romance, tying with Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy.

The bands I have seen live include; Funeral For a Friend, Lower Than Atlantis, Kids in Glass Houses, All Time Low, All-American Rejects, The Blackout, Blink-182, We Are The Ocean, Pure Love, Gerard Way, Fearless Vampire Killers, Tonight Alive, Chiodos, Green Day, Kaiser Chiefs, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, frnkiero and the cellabration, Mallory Knox, King Charles, and Black Veil Brides. So far, I think that Green Day were the best.

I'm in my second year at college, where I am taking Law, English Literature and Language, and History. I hope to go on to university to do a course in Creative Writing and Journalism.

So yeah; I'm some eighteen-year-old Brit kid in the middle of nowhere who is best friends with a hamster. Nice to meet you!





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Hi guys! My exams finally finished on this Friday just gone - I am free of college forever! I think they went alright, although Law was really tricky. I'm actually really proud of myself, because it's the first exam season (including mock exams) since before my GCSEs that I haven't self-harmed; it might seem like a stupid thing to be proud of, but to me it sort of feels like maybe it's finally over, maybe I'm finally over it. So yeah, everything is pretty alright at the moment!

My lovely aunt bought me the new Apple watch as an end-of-college present - it is so cool! We also went to see Jurassic World. I'm not gonna lie, I was absolutely terrified throughout, but in a totally good way. I don't know why, but it sort of reminded me of the Blackfish documentary (which is actually my favourite film - it looks at the treatment of killer whales in Seaworld's care, and at examples of the orcas attacking humans - it's actually really interesting, and it's on Netflix so if you haven't seen it, then I thoroughly recommend it). As a further celebration, I went out drinking with one of my best friend's on Saturday night. I can't remember much, other than I stood up on a bench outside the pub and did an amazing rendition of Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On. 

For the past few weeks, I've been working at my first ever job! It's just six hours a week at my local shop, but I absolutely adore it. Everyone there is so friendly, and I really feel like I'm doing something worthwhile with my time (the shop is connected to this really amazing day centre for severely disabled adults, and all the money from the shop goes towards the charity) - it's given me a good sense of purpose. I already have a few funny stories about work, my favourite being that the other day I had to swap morning shifts with someone, and on this particular morning they had a cleaner in, which they neglected to tell me about. So imagine how terrified I was when, at seven thirty in the morning, there is just this man wandering around - I'm not gonna lie, I legit thought he was a vengeful ghost. Another story is that there is this really sweet old man who comes in every morning to buy a pint of milk, two croissants, and a newspaper. He only asks for a receipt if you've never served him before. This is because receipts have the server's name on them, and he's trying to collect everyone's name - I feel like a Pokemon card!
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Hugging you because you deserve it :)
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Your work is breathe taking and  beautiful.  Hope you don't mind the follow. Peace. :)
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Aw, thank you very much! :glomp:
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I like your poems. :)
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